summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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