i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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