It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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