needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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