yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
this boner is exhausting
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Vodka?
Forever.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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