I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
