What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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