at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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