I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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