you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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