Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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