Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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