just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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