What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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