another moral hangover. fuck.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
