thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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