I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm too high and old for this...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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