I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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