have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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