then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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