Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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