I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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