if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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