That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
This is the high leading the old right now
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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