So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
