What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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