jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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