It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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