I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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