I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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