3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
