We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I need a beard to bite.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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