I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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