OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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