sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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