Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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