something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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