Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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