We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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