How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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