He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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