What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I need you to use more vowels.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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