The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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