Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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