very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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