i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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