..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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