You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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