Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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