Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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