So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
