But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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