part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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