you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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