Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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