I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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