Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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